Two Friends and an Ipod

"Hey dude come over here!" Seng yelled for his best friend Ber.
"I found an Ipod." Ber rushed over, only seeing one ipod laying on the bench.
"You want it, take it", said Seng.
"No you take it." Ber replied. They argued for a long time, until they decided
to let it go and left. Along the way they met a random girl name Der.
"Hey you do you want an free ipod?" Seng said.
"Yeah, and why?" Der asked.
"Because there's a free ipod on the bench over there."
Der rush to the bench.... "AHHHHHHHH!" yelled Der.
"A Caterpillar, yuck." Spat! Der squashed the Caterpillar and ran back to Seng and Ber.
"Hey you, what kind of joke are you playing! An ipod, all I saw was a Caterpillar!"
Plopped, Der slapped them and went away.
"Huh... a Caterpillar, I'm sure I saw an Ipod." So they went back to the bench and
saw the ipod broken in two, but under it was two quarters. So they each took one and went home.
THE END